Funniest Songs at Carrow Road

[Splendid Rush]

I found myself singing 'Oh Sammy Clingan, it could have been you' this morning. That song has been stuck in my head ever since I had to sit in the Coventry end to see our last game of the season before promotion to the Prem.

It made me start thinking about other witty songs from our fans.

Safri's song was always a favourite of mine:

to the tune of Rocking All Over The World?

'Oh here we are oh here we are oh here we go,

Youseff's better than Ronaldinho,

Here we gooooooooOOO,

Moroccan all over the world'

I also liked

To the tune of 'Oh My Darling Clementine'

'Hang your boots up Jonny Wark'

What would you say is the funniest song that Norwich fans have come up with?

 

[Splendid Rush]

Double post for some reason. Please delete this one Admin

 

[Paul Handscombe]

The chant that made me laugh the most last season and wasn't at Carrow Road and was directed at us was at Southampton.

After they went 2 nil up pretty much the whole stadium chanted at us.

"you've had a day out, now f**k off home"

Just really made me chuckle and think we should use it this season

 

[Yellow Fever]

Chants do liven up dull games.

 

[S10 Canary]

To the tune of Karma Chameleon: "Jon o Jon o Jon o Jon Otsemobor, is f*cking *bleep*, is f*cking shiiiit."

At Carrow Road against Southampton during our L1 season I believe.

 

[S10 Canary]

Sorry about the lack of censor there.

 

[Lake District Canary]

Always have a smile away from home when I hear "My garden shed, is bigger than this" which could happen a few times this season.  Love it.   

 

[skijumptoes]

Away at Arsenal i remember us all chanting 'Sing up the North Bank!' to the big painted mural at the other end of the stadium for most of the match when it was being rebuilt.

As we came back from 2 down to win 4-2 it really wound them up to the point where a young lad (13/14 or so) climbed the fencing between us threatening to slit our throats, he fell, hit the deck and was man handled out of the ground crying.  Cue the chants of 'Junior hitsquad! woooh-oo-oooh!', and 'Lets all have a party' done in a squeaky voice! 

Great days!

 

[Canaryboy]

2004/2005 Premier League season under Worthy.

A couple of thousand Chelsea fans signing:

"We've got Abramovitch, you've got a drunken b*tch" 

Barclay in replay:

"We've got a super cook, you've got a Russian crook". 

 

[Leedscanary]

I always enjoy the "We shoot Burglars" Tony Martin chant

 

[Canaryboy]

I always enjoy the "We shoot Burglars" Tony Martin chant

I enjoyed that in the past, but since it has come out that he has attended National Front meetings in Norfolk and then endorsed the BNP..... I'd rather we disassociated ourselves from him. Wonder who else he'd like to shoot.

Unless playing Liverpool, then we could forget that for a day in the name of banter  :lol:

 

[Fenway Frank]

The Lafferty song is quite funny

 

[Leedscanary]

I enjoyed that in the past, but since it has come out that he has attended National Front meetings in Norfolk and then endorsed the BNP..... I'd rather we disassociated ourselves from him. Wonder who else he'd like to shoot.

Unless playing Liverpool, then we could forget that for a day in the name of banter  :lol:

Whoops! As an exile I can claim I don't get the EDP so didn't know about his other "connections".

And agree on the Liverpool thing - my most hated club (yes, even more than 1p5wich)

 

[Leedscanary]

And seeing as this thread is about "funny" songs, can I claim to laugh at the Turner song?

I know its cruel and he doesn't like it (nor do alot of fans),BUT it is funny!

 

[Yellowyorkie]

Surely the Old Trafford chant of we're Norwich City we've come for our scarves is up there?

 

[skijumptoes]

People singing the wrong words also make me laugh, saw a mate up the promotion parade outside city hall and stood next to him he started yelling "Champion armies! Are we are we are we!" To the "Champione ole ole ole!" chant.

Childish I know, but he was right in my face with the 'Are we' parts and pointing his fingers, was enjoying it too much to correct him. That and I woulda felt a bit of an arse.

 

[Gaffer]

Turner song was an embarrassment and the Lafferty song is too. Can people really not see that these kind of songs are not going to help?

 

[BarclayBoy88]

The one against Newcastle at home last year made me chuckle.

With it 0-0 in the 80th minute the Toon Army started chanting:

"You're Sh*t and you know you are"

To which we all replied:

"We're Sh*t and you still can't score"

 

[Chris Brown]

Thought about this at Reading Festival this weekend, to the song; Hey Ya by Outkast...

Cue----llar, do do do do, Cuellar... 

 

[Fiery Jack]

"You look like a chav, you look like a chaaaav

Tony pulis, you look like a chav"